MishpishStupid headlines of the day
February 19th 2007 03:38
1. Qantas hostie gets sacked over Ralph Fiennes
I mean who could blame a flight attendant over having a fling with Ralph (I just wish he's pronounce his name the way it's spelled and not 'Rayf'). It's a long flight from here to India, why not add a bit of excitement to an otherwise reasonably dull job ?How many times can you tell people to raise their tray and seatback without going insane?
It's even sadder that Ralph is blaming Ms Robertson for the affair. He was 'seduced'. Give it up.
I feel bad for Lisa over losing her job. I think Qantas needs to start a support group for wayward staff. Certainly this wasn't the first time something like this has happened. It's just a shame the British press jumped on the story and made it a headline.
2. Bahamian minister quits over Anna Nicole Smith affair.
I just can't talk about Anna Nicole any more. No more headlines that mention her or her daughter's name. I think everyone who didn't have sex with her should just recieve an award and let's all be done with it!
3. Britney Spear's shaves her head
Go to: Really Long Link on a fellow orbler's site for more info. Not news. Really not news. It would be news if maybe she was raising money out of it for cancer charities. But not the case.
4. Becks and Posh can't find a home in LA.
Maybe they should shack up with Tomcat. Imagine the headlines when they actually do find a house they feel worthy to buy? I do however hope Becks can dredge up some great support for soccer. It would be nice for the US to get into a sport that is popular around the whole world.
I'm sure I've missed some other stupid headlines of the day... if you have any to add, please let me know! (rule: it has to appear on the front webpage or within the main body text of a printed major daily. Trash mags don't count).
I mean who could blame a flight attendant over having a fling with Ralph (I just wish he's pronounce his name the way it's spelled and not 'Rayf'). It's a long flight from here to India, why not add a bit of excitement to an otherwise reasonably dull job ?How many times can you tell people to raise their tray and seatback without going insane?
It's even sadder that Ralph is blaming Ms Robertson for the affair. He was 'seduced'. Give it up.
I feel bad for Lisa over losing her job. I think Qantas needs to start a support group for wayward staff. Certainly this wasn't the first time something like this has happened. It's just a shame the British press jumped on the story and made it a headline.
2. Bahamian minister quits over Anna Nicole Smith affair.
I just can't talk about Anna Nicole any more. No more headlines that mention her or her daughter's name. I think everyone who didn't have sex with her should just recieve an award and let's all be done with it!
3. Britney Spear's shaves her head
Go to: Really Long Link on a fellow orbler's site for more info. Not news. Really not news. It would be news if maybe she was raising money out of it for cancer charities. But not the case.
4. Becks and Posh can't find a home in LA.
Maybe they should shack up with Tomcat. Imagine the headlines when they actually do find a house they feel worthy to buy? I do however hope Becks can dredge up some great support for soccer. It would be nice for the US to get into a sport that is popular around the whole world.
I'm sure I've missed some other stupid headlines of the day... if you have any to add, please let me know! (rule: it has to appear on the front webpage or within the main body text of a printed major daily. Trash mags don't count).
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