MishpishAn Anglican and a Catholic walk into a bar...
February 19th 2007 23:52
....The Anglican says to the Catholic "so, apparently the bishops wrote up a report that was leaked to the press to get our two religions together, whachya think?"
The Catholic pondered the question as he ordered a round of drinks.
"Sure, sounds great. We could use the numbers. Of course, you'd have to drop your leadership for ours. No more condoms or birth control."
"Are you crazy!" Exclaimed the Anglican. "We can't have the Pope. He's German! And I'm not going to start having more kids."
"What about women priests?" questionned the Catholic? (by the way, they're both guys).
"Oh, that", responded the Anglican, "I'm fine with that. Could they become nuns instead?"
The Catholic finished "Sure, as long as this means I can finally get a divorce!"
Actually, I reckon these two religions should get together. Think of the impact on Northern Ireland. Think of the issues on homosexuality, paedophile priests, divorce... More money to help the upkeep of the Vatican. Hours and hours of chatter over these issues could permeate into all aspects of the lives of followers, religious leaders and newsreaders alike!
The confusion caused could also be a great source of amusement. All those devout Catholics all of a sudden who's sole identity is their religion would suddenly implode!
As the rest of the world goes through sectarian strife and civil war ravages on, countries split into two, or three little countries, these two religions would join together.
Yea, it'll never happen!
The Catholic pondered the question as he ordered a round of drinks.
"Sure, sounds great. We could use the numbers. Of course, you'd have to drop your leadership for ours. No more condoms or birth control."
"Are you crazy!" Exclaimed the Anglican. "We can't have the Pope. He's German! And I'm not going to start having more kids."
"What about women priests?" questionned the Catholic? (by the way, they're both guys).
"Oh, that", responded the Anglican, "I'm fine with that. Could they become nuns instead?"
The Catholic finished "Sure, as long as this means I can finally get a divorce!"
Actually, I reckon these two religions should get together. Think of the impact on Northern Ireland. Think of the issues on homosexuality, paedophile priests, divorce... More money to help the upkeep of the Vatican. Hours and hours of chatter over these issues could permeate into all aspects of the lives of followers, religious leaders and newsreaders alike!
The confusion caused could also be a great source of amusement. All those devout Catholics all of a sudden who's sole identity is their religion would suddenly implode!
As the rest of the world goes through sectarian strife and civil war ravages on, countries split into two, or three little countries, these two religions would join together.
Yea, it'll never happen!
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